1 00:01:52,609 --> 00:01:54,870 Claire, I just heard from that used book dealer. 2 00:01:55,090 --> 00:01:57,530 You know, that grubby fellow Malcolm, the one from Boston? 3 00:01:57,930 --> 00:01:58,649 Oh, really? 4 00:01:58,650 --> 00:01:59,650 What does he want? 5 00:01:59,930 --> 00:02:00,930 He says he has it. 6 00:02:02,550 --> 00:02:05,630 Oh, really, Gerald? Are you going to believe that old fraud? 7 00:02:06,190 --> 00:02:08,389 How many times has he disappointed you? 8 00:02:08,610 --> 00:02:12,530 I know, I know. But this time I think he's really on to something. He gave me 9 00:02:12,530 --> 00:02:15,490 the description over the phone, and it could be nothing but. 10 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:18,510 Imagine. After all the years you've been looking. 11 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:20,750 You know, it's just too much to hope for. 12 00:02:21,530 --> 00:02:24,010 Well, in any case, I must go to Boston. 13 00:02:24,830 --> 00:02:25,990 I'd be a fool not to. 14 00:02:26,330 --> 00:02:28,130 What are you two talking about? 15 00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:32,690 Oh, nothing, dear. Just a book. A book your stepfather's been looking for. 16 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,030 For my witchcraft course up at the college. 17 00:02:35,650 --> 00:02:39,710 Speaking of witchcraft, did you know in many societies, twin girls are done away 18 00:02:39,710 --> 00:02:40,710 with? 19 00:02:40,730 --> 00:02:42,990 They believe that twin girls are the work of the devil. 20 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:45,670 By the way, which one of your mother's twins are you? 21 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:48,190 I'm prudent, stepfather, dear. 22 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:50,780 And which of my mother's lovers are you? 23 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:52,420 Prudence, please. 24 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:56,460 Now, now, Claire, I'm sure she was only joking. I was joking, too, Prude. You 25 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:58,520 and your sister are as different as night and day. 26 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:00,480 I always know which is which. 27 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:02,500 Well, it took you long enough to learn. 28 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:04,800 You could learn a few things from your sister, too. 29 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:08,380 You could have a damn bit more sense of humor. You're the most straight -laced 30 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:09,380 girl I've ever met. 31 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:13,800 You would like for me to be a little bit looser, wouldn't you, stepfather dear? 32 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:15,640 Well, hold your breath. 33 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:19,580 And as for my darling sister, Hope, she could learn something from me, too. 34 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,040 Not to be such a slut. 35 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:22,760 Prudence, that's enough. 36 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:25,920 I just don't know what's the matter with you today. 37 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,500 It isn't like you. 38 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:31,780 By the way, where is Hope? She's not usually this late without calling first. 39 00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:32,679 she, Clara? 40 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,700 No. I can't imagine. 41 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,980 She's... I don't know where she is. 42 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,640 How odd. 43 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,940 Twins always seem to know where the other one is. 44 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,440 Are you sure? 45 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,900 Why, what's the matter, dear? 46 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,040 Nothing. Nothing's wrong. 47 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,020 I have lots to do. I've got to go to my room now. Nothing. 48 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,680 Now, what's the matter with her? 49 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,840 I haven't any idea, but she must really be upset she hasn't even touched her 50 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,960 food. Damn neurotic college girls. 51 00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:05,260 Oh, well. 52 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,600 I have to be catching a shuttle flight to Boston that leaves in an hour, and I 53 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,720 almost forgot. You do remember my colleague, Robert Petrie, don't you? 54 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:16,790 Oh, yes. I think I remember Professor Petrie. I didn't have a chance to cancel 55 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,290 him out. He'll be coming over this evening. 56 00:04:19,130 --> 00:04:22,350 We were going to work translating some fragments from it, but now that I have a 57 00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:25,370 chance to get the whole book, I... I'm sure he'll understand. 58 00:04:26,490 --> 00:04:30,050 Don't mention to him or mention to anybody where I'm going until we know 59 00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:31,050 sure, okay? 60 00:04:31,830 --> 00:04:32,850 Okay. Bye -bye, Claire. 61 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:35,750 Oh, and do be nice to Petrie before you send him home. 62 00:04:35,970 --> 00:04:37,110 Good luck with the book, Harold. 63 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:40,810 And I'll try to make sure Professor Petrie isn't too disappointed. 64 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:31,350 Thank you. 65 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,120 slut. 66 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:12,760 Oh, really? 67 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:16,400 And what do you call lying there finger -fucking yourself, little sister? You 68 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,080 whore! What'd you expect me to do? 69 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,860 Frankly, I couldn't care less. Just stay out of my life. 70 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:24,720 You know it's not that easy when you do the things that you do. 71 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:29,180 I can't help myself. You know that's the way that I feel. 72 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,960 Is it really so terrible? 73 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:33,120 It's wrong. You know it's wrong. 74 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:34,560 What would Mom say? 75 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,300 What would she do? 76 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,590 What would she do? She'd probably want to join in. 77 00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:43,710 Stop it. Shut up. You shut up, you goddamn hypocrite. No, I won't shut up. 78 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,450 You've got to face what you're doing, and it's wrong. 79 00:10:45,710 --> 00:10:48,370 And I suppose what you and Jason do is right? 80 00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:51,590 Jason's not some big ape I picked up for a couple hours. 81 00:10:51,950 --> 00:10:54,810 Oh, really? How long have you known Jason? Maybe about a month? 82 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:58,550 Well, let me tell you something, dear sister. When that big slob shot his load 83 00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:02,710 off in my mouth just now, well, it tasted just the same as when you sucked 84 00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:05,170 sweet Jason yesterday. Just the same. 85 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:07,540 Jay, it's not the same. Why? 86 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:09,060 Just because you won't fuck him? 87 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,580 Because you won't let him in your precious little pussy? 88 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:15,980 Well, you are a whore. You're a hypocritical whore. Because you'll do 89 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:16,980 but fuck. 90 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,260 I'll show you. 91 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,240 Damn it, eat me. 92 00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:23,780 Eat me, I'll show you. 93 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,340 Taste that trucker and come. 94 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:28,680 Taste it, you bitch. 95 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:50,810 That's a shame he couldn't contact you, Professor Petrie, but I do hope you can 96 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,870 find the study materials you need right here on Gerald's desk. 97 00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:59,110 Oh, what wonderful luck, Gerald going off like that. 98 00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:00,970 Are you sure he's gone? 99 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:03,450 Absolutely. I couldn't be more sure. 100 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,810 What's he doing up in Boston anyway? 101 00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:11,589 I promised. I told you he was calling off unexpectedly on business. 102 00:17:11,869 --> 00:17:12,970 Oh, yeah, right, right. 103 00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:15,290 Now, what's he doing up there? 104 00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:17,690 I promised not to tell. 105 00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,490 But you will tell me, won't you? 106 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,550 No. Yes, you will. No. 107 00:17:24,990 --> 00:17:25,990 Never. 108 00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:27,470 Never. 109 00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:42,610 Where is Gerald? 110 00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:45,190 You are a swine. 111 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:47,090 It's still a valid question. 112 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:52,470 One likes to be sure that the lady's husband will not walk in while one is 113 00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:53,470 fucking her. 114 00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:55,210 Now, where is he? 115 00:17:56,530 --> 00:17:59,770 Oh, all right. It's about the book. 116 00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,110 The book? 117 00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:03,270 Yes, the book. 118 00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:04,970 The Necronomicon. 119 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:08,470 You know that grungy Malcolm creature, the one from Boston? 120 00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:13,210 Well, he called Gerald and said he'd actually found a copy of the book. 121 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:17,800 So naturally, Gerald went flying off to Boston to have a look. Do you blame him? 122 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:21,840 We've been working on the few fragments that we have for years. 123 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,860 Do you know what it means to have a whole copy of that book? 124 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:33,720 Why, it's the most fantastic collection of... The greatest book on magic ever 125 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:37,880 written. I know, Robert. Gerald's been talking about nothing else for years. 126 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,780 Yes, but the Necronomicon isn't about magic, darling. 127 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,640 It is magic. 128 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:47,740 Every single first -hand report on that book indicates that the spells it 129 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,740 teaches really work. 130 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:56,340 Why, with a whole copy of that book, a man could... Why, it's staggering. 131 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,280 Robert. Yeah? 132 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:06,880 In the meantime, could you possibly find something to do with a very hungry 133 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:07,920 woman on a couch? 134 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,880 Yes, of course. 135 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,070 Hey, Claire. 136 00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:09,190 Now what? 137 00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,970 Don't you think we ought to start finding some other places to meet? 138 00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:17,090 I mean, somebody could walk in on us any time. 139 00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:19,230 This is where I love it, Robert. 140 00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:20,490 Right here. 141 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,690 In his home. 142 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,490 If you want me, you'll find me here. 143 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:27,150 Do you want me? 144 00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:29,690 He does. 145 00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:34,270 I can tell just from looking at him. 146 00:21:54,770 --> 00:21:57,890 Maybe you should have locked it, if you didn't want custody, that is. 147 00:21:58,130 --> 00:22:00,350 But like they say, it's too late now. 148 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:04,530 You know, I used to really believe that so proper front you put on. 149 00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:06,230 So respectable. 150 00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:08,070 But you know what, Mother? 151 00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:10,570 I know better now. 152 00:22:12,390 --> 00:22:13,670 What are you doing? 153 00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:17,890 Why, I'm going to fuck your lover, and you're going to watch. 154 00:22:20,030 --> 00:22:21,870 Come here. Come here, God damn it. 155 00:25:40,779 --> 00:25:43,580 Thank you. 156 00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:18,800 We just want to be able to eat us. 157 00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:50,450 Oh, God. 158 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:51,610 Oh, 159 00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:54,970 God. 160 00:27:06,970 --> 00:27:07,990 Oh, God. 161 00:27:08,850 --> 00:27:10,610 Oh, God. 162 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:50,710 Oh, God. 163 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:55,350 Oh, pardon me. 164 00:27:55,810 --> 00:27:57,050 Oh, God. 165 00:28:20,590 --> 00:28:21,730 Would you have believed me? 166 00:28:22,110 --> 00:28:23,550 No, I guess not. 167 00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:24,810 I know not. 168 00:28:25,030 --> 00:28:26,650 It'd just be more hoax craziness. 169 00:28:27,050 --> 00:28:29,610 What you made them do was exactly normal. 170 00:28:30,590 --> 00:28:31,990 Hope, don't you see? 171 00:28:32,530 --> 00:28:34,170 You drag things down. 172 00:28:34,450 --> 00:28:36,110 You make things worse. 173 00:28:36,870 --> 00:28:39,470 What they did, it was wrong. It was terrible. 174 00:28:39,790 --> 00:28:41,530 But what you made them get into? 175 00:28:42,730 --> 00:28:44,830 You fucked up little bitch. 176 00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:48,210 When are you going to learn? Are you still no morality kick? 177 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,640 What's it going to take, a truck rolling over you? 178 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:53,340 You mean a truck driver. 179 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:57,140 So funny. I meant just what I said. 180 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,720 When are you going to learn people don't live by those pretty rules you learned? 181 00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:03,120 Nobody does, and you can't make them. 182 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,539 Oh, really? 183 00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:07,120 Well, maybe I can't make them, but I can sure try. 184 00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,240 What's that supposed to mean? 185 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:12,620 I meant just what I said. I can stop what Mom's doing. 186 00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:15,320 Believe me, and I'm going to. How? 187 00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:17,300 Think about it. 188 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:18,740 You wouldn't tell Gerald. 189 00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:21,150 Why? Gary, why shouldn't I tell him? 190 00:29:21,530 --> 00:29:25,670 Why shouldn't you tell him? Why would you possibly want to ruin three people's 191 00:29:25,670 --> 00:29:28,130 lives? Especially when one of them is your own. 192 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:30,470 What are you laughing about? 193 00:29:31,510 --> 00:29:35,130 You know what, Prudence? You've come along a lot further than I realized. 194 00:29:36,950 --> 00:29:38,890 What the hell are you laughing about? 195 00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:41,230 You know what, Prudence? 196 00:29:41,790 --> 00:29:44,470 You know what I just remembered? I just thought about it. 197 00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:47,710 It wasn't your boyfriend's face. 198 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,600 that you were thinking about yesterday while he was eating you? It was Gerald's 199 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,119 face. Shut up! 200 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,480 It was Gerald's face. I said shut up! 201 00:29:54,740 --> 00:29:57,600 While he was eating you. You want to fuck your stepfather. 202 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,380 No, no I don't. 203 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,180 Bullshit, Prudence. If you want to fuck him, that's fine. 204 00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:04,660 That's fine with me because I think I'd rather enjoy that. 205 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:09,560 But so help me, if you pull Mom and Robert's covers, I'm going to fuck you 206 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,580 I'm going to fuck you up and good. 207 00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:14,820 That's the list of times, Mother, but I really have to go now. 208 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:16,900 Where are you going, Prudence? 209 00:30:17,450 --> 00:30:18,450 Just out. 210 00:30:18,490 --> 00:30:19,490 Out where? 211 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:22,470 Out to the college. I have some studying to do. Do you mind? 212 00:30:23,050 --> 00:30:24,310 No, I don't mind at all. 213 00:30:25,110 --> 00:30:27,870 Well, as long as you're going to be at the college, try to get a ride home with 214 00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:28,870 your stepfather. 215 00:30:28,970 --> 00:30:30,110 He's there too, you know. 216 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:31,629 Don't worry. 217 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:32,630 She knows. 218 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,280 Hello, Jason? 219 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,780 Oh, thank God you're there. 220 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,960 Oh, Jason, please don't ask. Just come over here now. 221 00:30:58,180 --> 00:31:00,100 Please say if you could come over here now. 222 00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:05,060 Oh, thank you, Jason. Thank you. 223 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,520 Well, what's the matter? 224 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,440 Jason, I need you to trust me. I just need you to do exactly what I say. 225 00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:24,400 You name it, within reason. 226 00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:30,820 Jason, I want you to do me the way you did yesterday. I mean, with your tongue. 227 00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:32,820 I want you to do me now. Sure, baby. 228 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:37,700 But there's just one thing, Jason. I do want you to do me. 229 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:43,340 But, and just please trust me, just don't say a word, okay? Don't make a 230 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,060 I've heard of kinkier things. 231 00:31:45,550 --> 00:31:49,130 Well, it has to be like if somebody was listening, they wouldn't know who I was 232 00:31:49,130 --> 00:31:52,290 with. I'll be quiet as a mouse. A horny mouse. 233 00:31:52,550 --> 00:31:53,550 Then do me. 234 00:31:59,650 --> 00:32:00,650 Come in. 235 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,050 Hello, Gerald. 236 00:32:03,330 --> 00:32:04,450 Prudence, a nice surprise. 237 00:32:04,870 --> 00:32:07,310 You caught me just in time. I was just clearing up on some work. 238 00:32:07,950 --> 00:32:09,570 Gerald, do you have a man to spare him? 239 00:32:09,950 --> 00:32:12,930 Well, I really wanted to finish up and get home. I have a great deal to do 240 00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:15,650 today. A mysterious book. You got it? 241 00:32:16,590 --> 00:32:17,750 Yes, I've got it. 242 00:32:18,630 --> 00:32:22,630 Prudence, I know I don't have any control over you, but it's vitally 243 00:32:22,630 --> 00:32:24,770 that we not talk about this on the outside. 244 00:32:25,010 --> 00:32:26,010 Please. 245 00:32:26,230 --> 00:32:28,250 This mysterious book of yours from Boston. 246 00:32:28,910 --> 00:32:29,910 What's the name of it? 247 00:32:30,170 --> 00:32:33,490 It's called the Necronomicon. It's not from Boston, Prue. 248 00:32:33,730 --> 00:32:38,450 Nobody really knows where it's from. Its translation was written in Sanskrit by 249 00:32:38,450 --> 00:32:41,470 a man named Abdul Al -Hazrad about 400 years ago. 250 00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:43,670 interesting. 251 00:33:46,990 --> 00:33:48,770 But Cheryl, I need to talk to you now. 252 00:33:49,190 --> 00:33:50,930 Well, of course, if it's really important. 253 00:33:51,310 --> 00:33:53,270 You know how much I've always cared for you. 254 00:33:53,930 --> 00:33:55,050 Like my own daughter. 255 00:33:56,050 --> 00:33:58,990 It's just that you've always been so standoffish. 256 00:34:00,630 --> 00:34:02,810 Oh, my sister Hope. 257 00:34:03,150 --> 00:34:04,150 What's the matter? 258 00:34:04,190 --> 00:34:05,190 Who's she with? 259 00:34:05,370 --> 00:34:06,149 What's the matter? 260 00:34:06,150 --> 00:34:07,150 Who is Hope here? 261 00:38:09,130 --> 00:38:10,130 No! Not my cat! 262 00:39:09,610 --> 00:39:10,610 Bye. 263 00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:21,940 Jason? Hmm? 264 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,800 I have a terrible confession I have to make. 265 00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:27,360 What could that be, Hope darling? 266 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,040 You knew! 267 00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:31,400 You knew it was me! 268 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,100 After about two minutes. 269 00:43:33,340 --> 00:43:34,340 But how? 270 00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:39,920 Oh, let's just say glaring stylistic differences. 271 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,600 You fucking bastard. 272 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,280 That is correct. 273 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:48,520 So you're not the Mr. Clean who makes you out to be. Now that's interesting. 274 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,980 Your sister's very nice. 275 00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:54,160 That describes her perfectly, very nice. 276 00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:56,940 Hope. What? 277 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:02,540 I think the reason why I'm here isn't because you lusted madly after my 278 00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:05,420 beautiful body, so you want to tell me what this is all about? 279 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:07,660 You know, I do want to tell you. 280 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:12,680 I can't believe that Prudence actually found someone that isn't a total creep. 281 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,280 Gee, Hope, thanks a lot. 282 00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:15,640 Oh, stop. Now listen. 283 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,900 Gerald, I want to ask you something. 284 00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:19,220 Go ahead. 285 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,100 What would you do if you found out your wife was having an affair? 286 00:44:23,420 --> 00:44:25,160 Nothing if she was discreet about it. 287 00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:26,960 Nothing? You mean you wouldn't care? 288 00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:28,300 That's about it. 289 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,920 You don't care? I can't believe it. 290 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,020 It's like nobody cares. 291 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,340 You don't even care if your own wife acts like a tramp? 292 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,940 Oh, really, Prue? Can you be so self -righteous after what we just did? 293 00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:44,840 Well, I wouldn't have done it if I didn't know what I know. 294 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,800 But besides, I'm still a virgin. 295 00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:49,620 Still a virgin? 296 00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,940 Oh, what a cute idea. 297 00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:54,820 Stop it. It is important. 298 00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:57,100 Sure it is to a Sicilian farmer. 299 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,700 Say, do you mean... No, impossible. 300 00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:05,060 What? 301 00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:09,740 Do you mean you never... Oh, I had to be polite. 302 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,180 Never had intercourse with another man? 303 00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:18,500 That is really funny. 304 00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:22,820 I just can't believe it. To the Virgin Harlot, all hail! 305 00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:27,320 Stop it! 306 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:30,120 Stop it! I hate you! I hate all of you! 307 00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:36,280 So that's about it. I guess they're really, you know, afraid they're going 308 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,280 miss out on the book. 309 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,480 They just, you know, are surprised they really went along with it. 310 00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:41,900 Too much. 311 00:45:42,380 --> 00:45:43,740 What did you say the name of the book is? 312 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,720 Uh, The Necronomicon? 313 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,520 What? The Necronomicon? It needs a whole copy of it? 314 00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:51,900 So what? 315 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,900 Your stepfather is Gerald Wakefield, and you're Robert Petrie's lover, and you 316 00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:56,900 don't know about that book? 317 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,040 What about the book? 318 00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:03,160 Well, I took the course that your stepfather and Petrie give up the 319 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,620 I knew about that book long before taking that course. 320 00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,220 It's the only known book of real magic. 321 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,680 Oh, come on. 322 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:14,720 No, no, look, I'm a skeptic too, but this is a tradition that goes back 323 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:15,658 of years. 324 00:46:15,660 --> 00:46:17,400 And all the stories about the book are the same. 325 00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:19,500 The Necronomicon really works. 326 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,400 Really works for what? 327 00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:24,120 Uh, that's not so clear. 328 00:46:25,340 --> 00:46:28,120 But they're supposed to be spell -centered for all kinds of things. 329 00:46:28,780 --> 00:46:30,200 Like summoning up the devil? 330 00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:34,040 The Necronomicon is a whole lot older than our concept of the devil. 331 00:46:34,380 --> 00:46:38,140 But if you mean conjuring demonic forces and using these forces for your own 332 00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:40,380 purposes, yeah, sure. The book shows you how to do that. 333 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,500 Jason, you don't really believe that crap, do you? 334 00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:43,780 Put it this way. 335 00:46:43,950 --> 00:46:45,750 If I hadn't studied it so much, I wouldn't believe it. 336 00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:47,990 But I've learned just enough to know it's for real. 337 00:46:50,030 --> 00:46:51,030 Oh, Jason. 338 00:46:52,270 --> 00:46:54,070 How would you like me to steal that book? 339 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:56,990 There's only one slight problem. 340 00:46:57,330 --> 00:46:59,350 You don't by any chance happen to speak fluent Sanskrit? 341 00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:01,350 Not lately. 342 00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:03,330 Yeah, me neither. And that's what the book's written in. 343 00:47:03,950 --> 00:47:05,670 I couldn't do a damn thing with it. 344 00:47:06,050 --> 00:47:07,050 At least not alone. 345 00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:09,370 Okay. 346 00:47:10,030 --> 00:47:12,310 Then plan two. How would you like me to... 347 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,500 Make sure that whatever they do with the book involves us. 348 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:20,960 Oh, if you could do such a thing, I'd be eternally grateful. 349 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,860 If you could do such a thing. 350 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:25,700 All hail Tutu. 351 00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:28,260 Kanama Kaladurama. 352 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,280 What's that, Father? 353 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,540 Hope. I'm very busy right now. It is Hope. 354 00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:39,440 You weren't too busy for me in your office this morning. 355 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,200 Prudence? 356 00:47:43,779 --> 00:47:46,240 That's Bob Petrie. He's come to help me with this thing. Wait just a minute. 357 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,400 I'll get it for you. 358 00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,820 Why, Professor Petrie, how nice to see you again. 359 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,580 Uh, Hope? 360 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,220 You mean you still don't know the difference after yesterday? 361 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,040 That is insulting. 362 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,640 Hello, Hope. 363 00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:12,800 Uh, he's still working on the book. 364 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:17,800 It seems to be everything that it's supposed to be. Good, good. 365 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:23,800 Oh, and Robert, you're going to do exactly what I want you to do, exactly. 366 00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:25,660 Or you'll lose everything. 367 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,220 And just what is it that you want, madam? 368 00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:31,460 You'll know when the time comes. 369 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:34,620 Well, let's go see the book. 370 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,820 Behold, Petrie, here it is. 371 00:48:42,830 --> 00:48:43,930 After all these years, 372 00:48:44,690 --> 00:48:45,690 the Necronomicon. 373 00:48:46,270 --> 00:48:49,410 The Necronomicon? What does it mean? 374 00:48:49,910 --> 00:48:52,310 It means secrets of the dead. 375 00:48:53,370 --> 00:48:55,670 So tell me, Gerald, have you made any headway in this? 376 00:48:56,670 --> 00:48:57,770 Well, some. 377 00:48:58,770 --> 00:49:03,250 I started to translate the part we were talking about. But I do think we're in 378 00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:04,250 for some serious problems. 379 00:49:04,910 --> 00:49:05,910 Really? What? 380 00:49:08,010 --> 00:49:09,850 This leather feels so strange. 381 00:49:10,610 --> 00:49:11,610 What's it made of? 382 00:49:12,260 --> 00:49:13,540 Probably human flesh. 383 00:49:13,980 --> 00:49:16,980 Oh, how scary. What a horrible thought. 384 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,760 Then why don't you just stay away from it? 385 00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,500 Why don't you give me what I want first? 386 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,440 I really think there's only one way we're going to get peace here. 387 00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:28,000 I quite agree. 388 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,440 What do you mean? 389 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:33,140 I think you know what we mean, Hope. 390 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,620 Uh, Petri, sorry to disappoint you. 391 00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:39,060 Understandable mistake, but this is prudence. 392 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,180 No, I'm not prudence, too. 393 00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:48,200 Why, you little brat, you... Gerald, please don't be mad at me. 394 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,120 After all, I do suck cock so much better than Curtis. 395 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,420 Imagine, Gerald, a spell for eternal life. 396 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,720 But this book has a strange effect on people. 397 00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,620 I mean, look what it's done to us already. 398 00:55:19,980 --> 00:55:20,980 Oh, nonsense. 399 00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,900 Do you always go around fucking your friends' daughters? 400 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:27,960 Yeah, 401 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,560 I see what you mean. Don't worry. 402 00:55:30,780 --> 00:55:35,100 It's affecting us all. I'm not in the habit of seducing my own stepdaughters 403 00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:38,760 either. And don't feel bad about sleeping with my wife. 404 00:55:39,530 --> 00:55:40,910 You knew about that, too, huh? 405 00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:43,130 Hey, look, Gerald. 406 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:44,890 Enough, Petrie, really. 407 00:55:45,930 --> 00:55:48,390 A lot stranger things are going to be happening here. 408 00:55:51,250 --> 00:55:52,250 Let's see here. 409 00:55:52,990 --> 00:55:53,990 What does this mean? 410 00:55:55,270 --> 00:55:56,610 Two sets of triplets. 411 00:55:57,170 --> 00:55:58,690 That's six of us to do it. 412 00:55:59,290 --> 00:56:00,290 Well, 413 00:56:00,610 --> 00:56:02,810 there's you and me and her. 414 00:56:03,350 --> 00:56:04,350 That's three. 415 00:56:04,610 --> 00:56:05,690 My wife, of course. 416 00:56:05,990 --> 00:56:06,990 All right, that's four. 417 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,720 Now all we need is another male and another female. 418 00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:13,200 I can supply the male. 419 00:56:13,580 --> 00:56:14,580 Really? Who? 420 00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:17,440 Jason, my sister's ex -boyfriend. 421 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,620 Yeah, but are you sure you can get him to do it? 422 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,640 Trust me, he wouldn't miss us for the world. 423 00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,940 Now we just need one more female to go. 424 00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:32,020 It says here that the third female has to be a virgin 425 00:56:32,020 --> 00:56:35,000 harlot. Now what the hell is a virgin harlot? 426 00:56:36,490 --> 00:56:40,030 Oh, that was explained elsewhere in the book. It's a woman that acts like an 427 00:56:40,030 --> 00:56:43,270 absolute slut, but medically and physically, she's still a virgin. 428 00:56:43,870 --> 00:56:44,870 Oh, shit. 429 00:56:44,930 --> 00:56:47,310 In this day and age, that's a pretty tall order. 430 00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:51,330 Wait, don't you see? She didn't feel it. She didn't feel it this time. 431 00:56:51,850 --> 00:56:52,950 What are you talking about? 432 00:56:53,990 --> 00:56:55,170 Prudence, don't you understand? 433 00:56:55,470 --> 00:56:56,670 She always feels it. 434 00:56:56,910 --> 00:57:00,130 And when I came just a little while ago, she didn't feel it. I know it. I can 435 00:57:00,130 --> 00:57:01,130 always tell. 436 00:57:01,190 --> 00:57:04,950 I don't know quite what you're talking about, but perhaps this book is very 437 00:57:04,950 --> 00:57:07,300 powerful. Maybe this has something to do with it. 438 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:11,000 That's it. That's the answer. 439 00:57:11,420 --> 00:57:13,440 Can you be ready to do the ceremony tonight? 440 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,800 Well, that would mean rushing the translation a bit. 441 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:18,560 But sure. 442 00:57:18,740 --> 00:57:21,140 Good. Hey, wait a minute. Now what does all this mean? 443 00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:26,040 It means I think I know how to get you your virgin harlot. Just leave it to me. 444 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,080 Guess what I did say? 445 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:39,380 You goddamn whore. You can have him. 446 00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,800 Have who? 447 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,780 You know damn well who I mean. 448 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,100 Jason, I never want to see him again. 449 00:57:45,860 --> 00:57:49,200 Hope, I just can't take it. I can't take it at things you do. 450 00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:51,920 How would you like it if you didn't know what I was doing? 451 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,120 Wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't you like that? 452 00:57:55,700 --> 00:58:00,220 Don't tease me. I can't... Please, just don't. I'm not teasing you. Do you know 453 00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:03,020 what happened or what I did after Jason today? 454 00:58:03,550 --> 00:58:08,270 Nothing dirty, I know. Nothing dirty. I only sucked off my stepfather while 455 00:58:08,270 --> 00:58:10,090 Professor Petrie fucked me in the ass. 456 00:58:10,850 --> 00:58:11,850 You're lying. 457 00:58:12,410 --> 00:58:13,890 No, I'm not lying. 458 00:58:15,090 --> 00:58:16,550 I'm telling you the truth. 459 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:17,910 But how? 460 00:58:18,830 --> 00:58:23,370 I don't know. I really don't. All I know is that we did it in front of that 461 00:58:23,370 --> 00:58:25,270 book. The Necronomicon? 462 00:58:25,870 --> 00:58:29,570 Yes. And afterwards, I realized that you hadn't felt it. 463 00:58:30,010 --> 00:58:33,270 And so I asked her if the book had anything to do with stopping the contact 464 00:58:33,270 --> 00:58:34,890 between us. And they said it did. 465 00:58:35,110 --> 00:58:36,810 And they said a lot more, too. 466 00:58:37,610 --> 00:58:39,030 What did they say? 467 00:58:39,290 --> 00:58:42,270 They said that there was a ritual for separating twins. 468 00:58:43,330 --> 00:58:44,330 That's crazy. 469 00:58:45,390 --> 00:58:48,870 Crazy? What about this thing between us? That's crazy. 470 00:58:49,270 --> 00:58:52,290 If you can believe that, you certainly can believe this. 471 00:58:52,510 --> 00:58:56,930 If the book stopped the contact between us today, why not forever? 472 00:58:57,470 --> 00:58:58,770 You sure she bought it? 473 00:59:00,670 --> 00:59:01,670 and sinker. 474 00:59:01,830 --> 00:59:05,630 The only thing is, is she thinks it's rituals to break the bond between us. 475 00:59:06,030 --> 00:59:10,570 Well, I don't quite understand what goes on between you two, but whatever it is, 476 00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:12,390 I'm sure this ceremony will make up for it. 477 00:59:13,430 --> 00:59:14,530 Immortality for real? 478 00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:19,050 That's what the good book says, my dear. Eternal life, if Professor Petri's 479 00:59:19,050 --> 00:59:20,050 translation is exact. 480 00:59:20,650 --> 00:59:22,350 What about that young man you mentioned? 481 00:59:22,870 --> 00:59:24,090 That's easy for it. 482 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,120 Hello, Jason? 483 00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:33,080 Uh -huh. Tonight at midnight. 484 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,720 At my stepfather's study. 485 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:36,520 Bye -bye. 486 00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:46,920 I invoke now the profane and darkest names Chitulthu, Nev, 487 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:51,320 Yaksothith, Kanamakalajarama. 488 00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:55,440 Kanamakalajarama. 489 00:59:57,620 --> 00:59:58,620 Kanamakalajarama. 490 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:06,580 Let the women prepare her, the virgin harlot. 491 01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,900 Let the Virgin serve the men. 492 01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:02,060 What? 493 01:07:03,140 --> 01:07:04,140 Something's wrong. 494 01:07:05,020 --> 01:07:06,080 Well, look in the book. 495 01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:09,960 Look, look, you idiot. 496 01:07:10,180 --> 01:07:11,180 Where? What? 497 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:12,360 There, there. 498 01:07:13,260 --> 01:07:15,020 The translation was wrong. 499 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,120 Well, how? 500 01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:22,180 How? Look, you idiot. This ritual doesn't cause eternal life. It causes 501 01:07:22,180 --> 01:07:24,700 potency. We're doomed, all doomed. 502 01:07:26,060 --> 01:07:28,780 To an eternity of this?